Merry Christmas to data professionals

Let me use this opportunity to wish all the best for all of you database professionals out there. Here is what you might want to find under the Christmas B-tree:

DBAs:
Let your backups run smooth and never get broken;
May your recovery never surprise you;
May the drives never break and SAN be always available;
Have licensing be no worry for you;
Let indexes never fragment and their maintenance be transparent to users.

Devs:
May your queries use the best indexes and never cause excessive locks;
May the data be normalized when possible, properly sized and typed;
Let the keys and constraints describe what needed;
May you use right tools for the job.

All the best in the coming 2013 to everyone!

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